San Catio de Calistoga
San Catio de Calistoga is the patron saint of those with bad credit, those with jumbo loans and those who believed that buying a house with nothing down was a winning strategy. He is the saint that absolves the sins of the financially illiterate, the greedy, those who are still seeking to understand mutual funds as growing investments and those with with bad hair. He gives his heart to those who structure CDOs and other exotic financial instruments. He also loves those who watch and those who star in reality television shows.
His prayer:
He is never seen, but is the Seer. He is never heard, but is the Hearer. He is never thought of, but is the Thinker. He is never known, but is the Knower. There is no other seer than He. There is no other hearer than He. There is no other thinker than He. There is no other knower than He. He is your Self, the immortal everything. Everything else but Him is perishable. From the perfect springs the perfect. If the perfect is taken from the perfect, the perfect remains.
The Great Cat told San Catio de Calistoga that this prayer would release 1,000 souls from debt, bankruptcy and bad hair each time it is said.
From sinner to saint, read more about San Catio.
Is he also the saint of the 55 million Americans without health insurance, and the millions of insured who STILL go bankrupt each year from medical debt? If so,then all all I can say is... MEOWllelujah! >^..^<
Vaya con gatos.
Posted by: Tigger | March 24, 2008 at 07:18 PM
Now, I got a credit card under fraudulent pretenses (I pretended that I was my human) and then charged $5 million dollars so I could loan it to my campaign (because other candidates were doing it) and now, apparently they expect me to pay this all back (like I would have needed a loan if I had that kind of money)
Will your prayer help me?
Posted by: Cheysuli | March 24, 2008 at 09:43 PM
San Catio absolves the debt of all the uninsured and those who are bankrupt by it. However, debt under fradulent circumstances puts the penitent in the investment banking category, for $9.99 I will send you my special investment banker absolution package.
Posted by: Cato | March 25, 2008 at 06:58 AM
This should definitely get you a lot of votes, Cato.
Posted by: Aloysius | March 25, 2008 at 08:41 AM